I'm imagining hauling the kids around in this.

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09/25/2015 at 10:15 • Filed to: None

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At $2k, so tempting. I’d have to get the interior seriously disinfected, though.

http://ashtabula.craigslist.org/cto/5218805135…

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Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/25/2015 at 10:20

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And also there is a huge possibility to make money by using it on like Hoemcoming and Prom nights and weddings!


Kinja'd!!! AndyG_UK > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/25/2015 at 10:30

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And it’s not supidly long\stretched either! (I agree on the disinfecting of the interior, in fact those carpets look like they need burning!).


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/25/2015 at 10:34

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1000 times yes. I can’t agree with this enough.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/25/2015 at 11:01

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Have you ever seen what those things do in a crash? I wouldn’t want to drive one. The kids in the back will be fine, but whoever’s driving will be crushed by the back end.


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09/25/2015 at 11:23

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I’m sure it’s quite a bit safer than most of the other cars I want. BTW, I ride a motorcycle when I’m not driving a car.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/25/2015 at 11:30

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Honestly, I think it’s less safe than riding a motorbike, if you crash. Stretch limos almost always still have the same a-pillars, frontal impact system, door beams, etc as standard. They’ve got an extra few tons behind, though. Hit something, and the back of the car squashes the front like someone stomping on a soft drink can.


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09/25/2015 at 12:04

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OK, that was scary. But, I will argue that in the same exact situation, i.e. 50mph into a solid concrete barrier, this would be safer than on a motorcycle.


Kinja'd!!! RockRam > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/25/2015 at 14:58

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Anytime I mention this idea to my friends they make fun of me. I would rather have this for kid reasons than a minivan.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > RockRam
09/25/2015 at 15:42

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I know, what’s wrong with people? I don’t see why it’s such a terrible idea! A couple years ago I saw a barely stretched limo like this and thought it would be way better than a minivan. I couldn’t get my wife to even consider it.

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Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
09/26/2015 at 08:18

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Honestly, 50mph into solid concrete, you’re pretty fucked either way. But at least on the motorbike you might be thrown clear, or get a chance to bail out, or at least not be trapped in the wreckage...